{"product_id":"torr-the-inferno-chonk-dragon","title":"Torr the Inferno Chonk Dragon","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMeet Torr - the Inferno Chonk Dragon who is definitively not a threat.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTorr came out of the egg ember-red and permanently loaf-shaped, and he has never once lived up to the inferno branding. He radiates ambient warmth like a hot water bottle - a personality trait, not a feature - and he smoulders politely at all times. Everyone agrees he is exceptionally gentle. Everyone also agrees the flammability concern remains. He naps on the warmest thing in the room, which is usually your laptop, usually mid-meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePark him beside your keyboard and he becomes the cosiest desk buddy in the room - all warmth, no menace. His fully articulated body wiggles from snout to tail, which makes him genuinely satisfying to fidget with between meetings, and his loaf shape means he never rolls off the desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe is an easy gift for dragon lovers, fidget fans, and anyone whose laptop runs hot. And if your shelf already has a hoard, Torr slots straight into it - browse the \u003ca href=\"\/en-ca\/collections\/chonks\"\u003eChonks collection\u003c\/a\u003e or meet the full documented dragon population in the \u003ca href=\"\/en-ca\/pages\/chonkdex\"\u003eChonkDex\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You'll Love Torr\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAll smoulder, no menace:\u003c\/strong\u003e inferno branding, hot-water-bottle energy, and a temperament everyone describes as exceptionally gentle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSatisfying to fidget with:\u003c\/strong\u003e fully articulated from snout to tail, so he wiggles along whenever your hands need something to do.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCampfire colouring:\u003c\/strong\u003e deep red scales with charcoal accents and ivory highlights - a dying campfire for your desk or shelf.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAn easy gift:\u003c\/strong\u003e perfect for dragon lovers, desk-toy collectors, and anyone whose laptop runs hot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt for the hoard:\u003c\/strong\u003e slots straight in beside the rest of your Chonks, loaf end out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat You Get\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 x Torr the Inferno Chonk Dragon articulated 3D-printed figurine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eInferno branding. Hot water bottle energy.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wiggly Stuff","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53101933592893,"sku":"WS-CHK-047-V1","price":14.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0928\/6198\/9181\/files\/torr-inferno-chonk-dragon-front-left-view-3d-printed-articulated-dragon-fidget.jpg?v=1789739474","url":"https:\/\/wigglystuff.com.au\/en-ca\/products\/torr-the-inferno-chonk-dragon","provider":"Wiggly Stuff","version":"1.0","type":"link"}