{"product_id":"grump-the-humbug-chonk","title":"Grump the Humbug Chonk","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMeet Grump - the Humbug Chonk who wears his Santa hat ironically, and would like that noted.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrump unplugs the fairy lights when nobody is looking and keeps a lump of coal under his hat for emergencies. So far, every emergency has been a carol. If anyone starts whistling, he asks how long they plan to keep that up. His favourite day of the year is Boxing Day, when the wrapping paper goes in the recycling and the house finally goes quiet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe is not actually mean - he is just perfectly happy being cross. That scowl makes him the funniest thing on a Christmas shelf, a brilliant Secret Santa pick for the household humbug and a desk buddy for anyone quietly counting down to January.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFind Grump and the rest of the crew in the \u003ca href=\"\/en-nz\/pages\/chonkdex\"\u003eChonkDex\u003c\/a\u003e, or browse more festive picks in our \u003ca href=\"\/en-nz\/collections\/christmas\"\u003eChristmas collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You'll Love Grump\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe anti-Christmas Christmas gift:\u003c\/strong\u003e For the friend who sighs at tinsel - he gets it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFidget-friendly:\u003c\/strong\u003e His articulated body has a grumbly little wiggle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInstant shelf joke:\u003c\/strong\u003e He sits among the baubles looking thoroughly unimpressed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSecret Santa sorted:\u003c\/strong\u003e Funny to give, and the humbug in your life will quietly keep him out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCross all year round:\u003c\/strong\u003e His mood doesn't change in January, so he suits a desk long after the tree comes down.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat You Get\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 x Grump the Humbug Chonk articulated 3D-printed figurine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFine. He'll come to the party. He'll be standing in the corner.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wiggly Stuff","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67773577199933,"sku":"WS-CHK-058-V1","price":15.85,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0928\/6198\/9181\/files\/grump-the-humbug-chonk-front-view.jpg?v=1792672065","url":"https:\/\/wigglystuff.com.au\/en-nz\/products\/grump-the-humbug-chonk","provider":"Wiggly Stuff","version":"1.0","type":"link"}