{"product_id":"loaf-the-cat-beastchonk","title":"Loaf the Cat Beastchonk","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMeet Loaf - the Cat Beastchonk who has claimed the exact bit of desk you need next.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery morning Loaf tests every available surface, ignores the blanket put out especially for him, then settles on the notebook, mouse pad or patch of desk you were about to use. He sleeps with one eye open, wakes instantly when a treat packet crinkles, and becomes inexplicably heavy whenever anyone says, \"I’ll just move him for a second.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHis warm pink-to-citrus coat and deeply unimpressed expression give him unmistakable cat energy, while his articulated sections add a lazy little wiggle whenever your hands need something to do. He is equally comfortable guarding a keyboard, occupying a shelf or making himself at home in a gift box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLoaf is a \u003ca href=\"\/en-us\/collections\/beastchonks\"\u003eBeastchonk\u003c\/a\u003e - a chonky dragon shapeshifter who saw a cat and decided loafing was the only detail worth mastering. Find his official entry and the rest of the documented dragon population in the \u003ca href=\"\/en-us\/pages\/chonkdex\"\u003eChonkDex\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You'll Love Loaf\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerfectly inconvenient:\u003c\/strong\u003e He specialises in occupying the one surface you were about to use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSatisfying to fidget with:\u003c\/strong\u003e His articulated sections give his long loaf-shaped body an easy, hands-busy wiggle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCat logic included:\u003c\/strong\u003e Friendly on his own schedule, instantly alert for treats and entirely immovable when required.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade for desks:\u003c\/strong\u003e His low, stretched-out shape settles naturally beside a keyboard without demanding the whole workspace.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAn easy gift:\u003c\/strong\u003e A memorable crossover for cat people, dragon collectors and anyone whose pet supervises their work.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat You Get\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 x Loaf the Cat Beastchonk articulated 3D-printed figurine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eYour workspace was always his. He was simply waiting for you to notice.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wiggly Stuff","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53106304155965,"sku":"WS-CHK-051-V1","price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0928\/6198\/9181\/files\/loaf-cat-beastchonk-5_web.jpg?v=1789815894","url":"https:\/\/wigglystuff.com.au\/en-us\/products\/loaf-the-cat-beastchonk","provider":"Wiggly Stuff","version":"1.0","type":"link"}