{"product_id":"orlo-the-dino-beast-dragon","title":"Orlo the Dino Beast Dragon","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMeet Orlo - the Dino Beast Dragon who has outlasted five mass extinctions, and would like you to know that.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrlo is cute, he is ancient, and he has built his entire personality around those two facts. He is a green, spotted Beastchonk doing his very best dinosaur impression - three dark spots along each side, white claws, and the calm of a creature who knows his moment is coming back around. He holds poses for impressive stretches, mid-stride or mid-thought, and nobody has worked out whether that is intentional. Ask him about the extinctions and he will pause meaningfully, make eye contact, and offer no tangible insight whatsoever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat mix makes him a natural desk buddy. Park him beside the keyboard and he will hold a museum-quality pose through your entire deadline, then reward you with a satisfying wiggle along his segmented body when you need a break. He keeps hands busy without ever looking like a toy, sits proudly on a shelf or in a collector display, and travels well in a gift box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrlo is a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wigglystuff.com.au\/collections\/beastchonks\"\u003eBeastchonk\u003c\/a\u003e - a chonky dragon shapeshifter who sees an animal and thinks \"I can do that\". He saw a dinosaur once, and here we are. In fairness he cannot quite pass for the real thing, but his official entry sits in \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wigglystuff.com.au\/pages\/chonkdex\"\u003ethe ChonkDex\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You'll Love Orlo\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAncient wisdom, roughly:\u003c\/strong\u003e He pauses meaningfully before offering nothing at all, with total conviction. Somehow that is exactly what your desk needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSatisfying to fidget with:\u003c\/strong\u003e His articulated body segments bend and wiggle along his whole length - a proper hands-busy break between deadlines.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMuseum-grade stillness:\u003c\/strong\u003e He holds poses for extended periods, which makes him a natural for shelves, desks and collector displays that need one very composed centrepiece.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDinosaur and dragon, argument over:\u003c\/strong\u003e Green, spotted and extremely committed to the bit, he settles the fight between the dinosaur shelf and the dragon shelf in one figurine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAn easy gift:\u003c\/strong\u003e A memorable pick for dinosaur fans, dragon collectors and anyone who is certain their moment is coming back around.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat You Get\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 x Orlo the Dino Beast Dragon articulated 3D-printed figurine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHe has waited millions of years for his moment. He sees no reason to rush now.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wiggly Stuff","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53104296788285,"sku":"WS-CHK-049-V1","price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0928\/6198\/9181\/files\/orlo-the-dino-beast-dragon-side-view-3d-printed-articulated-fidget.jpg?v=1793063402","url":"https:\/\/wigglystuff.com.au\/en-us\/products\/orlo-the-dino-beast-dragon","provider":"Wiggly Stuff","version":"1.0","type":"link"}