{"product_id":"plod-the-axolotl-beast-dragon","title":"Plod the Axolotl Beast Dragon","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMeet Plod - the Axolotl Beast Dragon who read the brochure on adulthood and politely declined.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlod has everything he needs to metamorphose into a towering adult dragon. He checked the schedule, noticed puddling was not on it, and filed a very polite refusal. Soft matte pink with brighter pink frills and tiny white highlights, he was built for low-effort lounging rather than terrestrial conquest. Ask what he wants to be when he grows up and he splats a little flatter against the desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat makes him an ideal desk buddy: his articulated body gives him a gentle wiggle, curls up beside the keyboard, and keeps hands busy while you think. He is sturdy enough for a shelf or collector display, and ridiculous enough to make people laugh mid-meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlod is a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wigglystuff.com.au\/collections\/beastchonks\"\u003eBeastchonk\u003c\/a\u003e - part dragon, part axolotl, all loaf. Find Plod and the rest of the documented dragon population in \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wigglystuff.com.au\/pages\/chonkdex\"\u003ethe ChonkDex\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You'll Love Plod\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLarval by choice:\u003c\/strong\u003e Growing up was always an option, and he declined it. You get the forever-baby version - puddles and naps, zero world domination.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSatisfying to fidget with:\u003c\/strong\u003e His articulated body segments give him a satisfying wiggle while his arms, legs and jaw stay fixed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBorn for desks:\u003c\/strong\u003e Splats flatter the longer the meeting goes, and naps over keyboards between them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSoft pink with presence:\u003c\/strong\u003e The matte pink and brighter frills read sweet in person and even better in photos.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAn easy gift:\u003c\/strong\u003e A memorable pick for dragon collectors, axolotl fans and anyone who has also politely declined adulthood.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat You Get\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 x Plod the Axolotl Beast Dragon articulated 3D-printed figurine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTechnically capable of greatness. Currently napping.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wiggly Stuff","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53101461569853,"sku":"WS-CHK-046-V1","price":11.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0928\/6198\/9181\/files\/plod-axolotl-beast-dragon-front-left-view-3d-printed-articulated-dragon-fidget.jpg?v=1789739480","url":"https:\/\/wigglystuff.com.au\/products\/plod-the-axolotl-beast-dragon","provider":"Wiggly Stuff","version":"1.0","type":"link"}