Meet the Birbz
Round little birds. Big personalities. Very few useful thoughts.
The birbwatcher's log
Field notes from the back fence. Binoculars recommended, not required.
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Rubba Dukky
Floats. Refuses to elaborate.
Spotted
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Quacky Jack
Loud at dawn. Louder at dusk.
Spotted
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Cardinelly
Red enough to be seen from space.
Spotted
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Cokatu
Crest deployed at the slightest inconvenience.
Spotted
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Krow
Suspicious of you, specifically.
Spotted
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Pijin & Duv
Always together. Never in agreement.
Spotted
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Puffyn
Big beak. Tiny wings. Absolutely no aerodynamics.
Spotted
Log updated whenever the flock grows. Keep your eyes up.
Where do the Birbz come from?
Nobody sent for them. Rubba Dukky floated in first, delighted about nothing in particular. Quacky Jack arrived looking immaculate and has mentioned it daily since. Cardinelly showed up dressed for a gala nobody organised, Cokatu staged a tantrum about the seating, and Krow appeared silently on the highest shelf, where he files reports on all of you. Pijin & Duv arrived together and have disagreed about the route ever since. Puffyn washed in last, claimed the best lookout, and has declined to explain whether those tiny wings actually work.
They claimed the good perches, made strong eye contact, and refused to leave. So we gave them a flock, a shelf, and your full attention - which, frankly, they already assumed was theirs.
— as told by Krow, who is watching you read this
Meet the flock
One flock, one shared hobby: judging you quietly.
Flock dynamics
Who tolerates whom. Loosely.
Krow
Cokatu
Quacky Jack
Pijin & Duv
Rubba Dukky
Cardinelly
Puffyn
Take the whole flock home
All seven Birbz, every perch and bath, and enough judgement to cover the whole shelf.
The whole flock
No favourites. No awkward conversations with the ones left behind.
$14
$65.00$51.00
Identify your Birb
Choose the field signs that match your preferred level of drama.
Rubba Dukky
Quacky Jack
Cardinelly
Cokatu
Krow
Pijin & Duv
Puffyn
Join the Birbwatchers Club
New birbz land without warning. Members get the sighting report by email - species, temperament, and first adoption rights.
It's an email newsletter, sent roughly once a month. Unsubscribe anytime.
Good questions
Short, honest answers.
Are they fidgets or figurines?
They’re character figurines and desk companions rather than articulated fidgets. Each Birb is happiest perched on a desk or shelf, looking judgemental.
How big are they?
Palm-sized - small enough to perch on a monitor or tuck into a gift box, big enough to have real presence on a shelf.
What are they made of?
3D printed in Melbourne from PLA, a plant-derived plastic commonly used in 3D printing. Keep them out of hot cars, direct sun and dishwashers - PLA can soften in heat.
Are they OK for little kids?
They contain small parts, so they're not suitable for children under 3. Older kids, teens and desk-dwelling adults: very much yes.
