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The ChonkDex
Chonks are not-very-good shapeshifters - little dragons who see something they love and try to turn into it, with wildly mixed results. This is the official record of every specimen that has wandered into Wiggly HQ and refused to leave.
43Specimens on file
35In residence
3Expeditions
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HQ recovery progress
35 / 43 recovered8 specimens still at large. Scouts report new sightings monthly.
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★ Specimen of the week
Gemble
Amethyst Chonk · #C14
RARITY: Semi-Precious
VIBE: Loafy
NATURE: Flint/Glimmer
STATUS: In residence at HQ
FIELD NOTE: Strong hoarding behaviour; known to 'guard' dice, crystals, and D&D minis.
$11.00
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Nature
Specimens in residence
Every Chonk currently living (loudly) at Wiggly HQ.
#C15
Seasonal
Twiggly
Christmas Tree Chonk
Vibe: Sassy
Nature: Lush
FIELD NOTE: Prefers dark corners and dim lighting.
$11.00
Adopt
#C03
Common
Sprout
Plant Babychonk
Vibe: Zippy
Nature: Lush
FIELD NOTE: Requires regular trimming and daily compliments.
$7.00
Adopt
#C07
Rare
Jolt
Lightning Chonk
Vibe: Zippy
Nature: Scorch
FIELD NOTE: Treats any exposed cable as both playground and life partner.
$11.00
Adopt
#C02
Common
Ripple
Droplet Babychonk
Vibe: Zippy
Nature: Splash
FIELD NOTE: Leaves a trail of condensation wherever it goes.
$7.00
Adopt
#C01
Common
Ember
Flame Babychonk
Vibe: Zippy
Nature: Scorch
FIELD NOTE: Generates approximately three degrees of extra warmth and forty degrees of extra drama.
$7.00
Adopt
#C05
Uncommon
Prickl
Punk Babychonk
Vibe: Sassy
Nature: Feral
FIELD NOTE: Shows strong attachment to messy desks and tangled cables; will absolutely judge your playlist.
$7.00
Adopt
#C14
Semi-Precious
Gemble
Amethyst Chonk
Vibe: Loafy
Nature: Flint/Glimmer
FIELD NOTE: Strong hoarding behaviour; known to 'guard' dice, crystals, and D&D minis.
$11.00
Adopt
#C11
Cursed
Scorch
Imp Babychonk
Vibe: Chompy
Nature: Scorch/Gloom
FIELD NOTE: Mischief levels appear to be in direct proportion to specimen's hunger levels.
$7.00
Adopt
#C10
Cosplay
Reapo
Reaper Chonk
Vibe: Grumpy
Nature: Gloom
FIELD NOTE: Appears whenever you say "I'll just do that tomorrow" three times in a row.
$11.00
Adopt
#C25
Rare
Nemmie
Reef Babychonk
Vibe: Zippy
Nature: Splash
FIELD NOTE: Washed up on shore one day and immediately demanded a glass of water.
$11.00
Adopt
#C09
Rare
Eko
Bat Beastchonk
Vibe: Grumpy
Nature: Gloom
FIELD NOTE: Appears to be unusually drawn to the sound of keyboard clacking.
$11.00
Adopt
#C30
Ferocious
Bonfire
Bunny Beastchonk
Vibe: Loafy
Nature: Feral
FIELD NOTE: Was described as 'harmless' in the preliminary report. We are revising the preliminary report.
$11.00
Adopt
#C08
Cursed
Rotto
Undead Chonk
Vibe: Loafy
Nature: Gloom
FIELD NOTE: Appears to function normally despite being technically 'dead'.
$11.00
Adopt
#C23
Seasonal
Cuddlebug
Sweetheart Babychonk
Vibe: Sassy
Nature: Fluffy
FIELD NOTE: Displaying unsafe levels of affection, causing nearby Chonks to exhibit behaviours we prefer not to document.
$7.00
Adopt
#C06
Rare
Dozer
Bull Beastchonk
Vibe: Chompy
Nature: Feral
FIELD NOTE: Regularly attempts to assert dominance over all furniture.
$11.00
Adopt
#C16
Seasonal
Dash
Reindeer Beastchonk
Vibe: Zippy
Nature: Fluffy
FIELD NOTE: Will pull anything tied to him, including power cords and unsuspecting Chonks.
$12.00
Adopt
#C30-B
Seasonal
Cocoa
Chocolate Bunny Beastchonk
Vibe: Loafy
Nature: Feral
FIELD NOTE: Appears to be running small 'social experiments' on staff.
$11.00
Adopt
#C32
Uncommon
Zubb
Bee Beastchonk
Vibe: Zippy
Nature: Skitter
FIELD NOTE: Watched one (1) DIY tutorial and immediately attempted to renovate his entire habitat.
$11.00
Adopt
#C28
Notorious
Mosswood Hollows
Riff
Raccoon Beastchonk
Vibe: Chompy
Nature: Feral
FIELD NOTE: Has been sorting our gear into piles labelled Mine / Also Mine / Definitely Mine.
$11.00
Adopt
#C27
Precious
Mosswood Hollows
Mimi
Mushroom Babychonk
Vibe: Sassy
Nature: Lush
FIELD NOTE: Demanded to see the ChonkDex entry draft before 'signing off'.
$11.00
Adopt
#C17
Seasonal
Drift
Snowflake Babychonk
Vibe: Grumpy
Nature: Splash
FIELD NOTE: Keeps insisting it's "winter somewhere".
$7.00
Adopt
#C36
Common
Snag
Cactus Babychonk
Vibe: Grumpy
Nature: Lush
FIELD NOTE: Boasts extensive desert survival experience. To our knowledge, specimen has never been outside.
$11.00
Adopt
#C34
Frosted
Sprink
Dessert Chonk
Vibe: Sassy
Nature: Fluffy
FIELD NOTE: Keeps referring to himself as 'just a little snack'.
$12.00
Adopt
#C04
Common
Snub
Horned Chonk
Vibe: Loafy
Nature: Flint
FIELD NOTE: Refuses to move unless it was his idea first.
$11.00
Adopt
#C22
Uncommon
Nibs
Bug Beastchonk
Vibe: Grumpy
Nature: Skitter
FIELD NOTE: Has been observed nibbling on three leaves, two sticky notes, and the corner of this docu--
$11.00
Adopt
#C29
Biohazard
Mosswood Hollows
Mort
Sporewalker Chonk
Vibe: Chompy
Nature: Gloom
FIELD NOTE: Appears to be composting in real time. Please do not encourage him.
$12.00
Adopt
#C18
Relic
Marrow
Wasteland Chonk
Vibe: Grumpy
Nature: Gloom
FIELD NOTE: Appears to thrive in environments other Chonks consider 'totally ew'.
$11.00
Adopt
#C31
Viscous
Gloop
Honey Chonk
Vibe: Loafy
Nature: Fluffy
FIELD NOTE: Field notes delayed... our pen got stuck.
$11.00
Adopt
#C23-B
Seasonal
Cuddlebug
Sweetheart Babychonk (Heartbreak)
Vibe: Sassy
Nature: Fluffy
FIELD NOTE: Insists he is 'fine'. Tests confirm that specimen is most certainly not 'fine'.
$7.00
Adopt
#C12
Uncommon
Bunkle
Beetle Beastchonk
Vibe: Chompy
Nature: Skitter
FIELD NOTE: Constantly generates a soft clicking sound that's definitely not annoying at all...
$11.00
Adopt
#C33
Clingy
Poko
Hitchhiker Pocketchonk
Vibe: Zippy
Nature: Fluffy
FIELD NOTE: Insists on joining me everywhere I go for moral support.
$7.00
Adopt
#C40
Prime
Bram
Aries Chonk
Vibe: Grumpy
Nature: Glimmer
FIELD NOTE: Has declared himself leader of the pack. HQ has yet to identify any such 'pack'.
$12.00
Adopt
#C21
Exclusive
Vaponk
Tidal Fanchonk
Vibe: Loafy
Nature: Splash
FIELD NOTE: Treats every spilled drink as a home renovation.
$12.00
Adopt
#C37
Exclusive
Leef
Verdant Fanchonk
Vibe: Sassy
Nature: Lush
FIELD NOTE: Has started a petition for HQ to install compost bins.
$11.00
Adopt
#C20
Exclusive
Evonk
Evolving Fanchonk
Vibe: Sassy
Nature: Feral
FIELD NOTE: Appears capable of adapting to any situation except staying still.
$12.00
Adopt
#C13
???
Not yet recovered
Cat Beastchonk
FIELD NOTE: Automatically occupies any surface you were about to use. Scouts are on it.
Active expeditions
Some Chonks only turn up in strange places. Scouts are currently embedded in two of them.
Expedition 01
Mosswood Hollows
Deep-forest specimens: composting Chonks, mushroom Chonks, and one raccoon sorting our gear into piles labelled Mine / Also Mine / Definitely Mine.
Get expedition updatesExpedition 02
Chonktek
Something is enhancing Chonks in a lab. The specimens are described as "a technological feat" and "a bit too bright up close". Investigations continue.
Request clearanceHabitat supplies
A recovered Chonk expects furniture. The quartermaster stocks the essentials.
Classic bed set
Bed, bowl and drumstick. Occupancy is immediate and permanent.
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Grass bed set
For outdoorsy Chonks who want to nap in nature without going outside.
Shop the set
Everything Chonk
The whole habitat - every specimen, bed and snack in one place.
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