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42 records on file

The ChonkDex

Chonks are not-very-good shapeshifters - little dragons who see something they love and try to turn into it, with wildly mixed results. This is the official record of every specimen that has wandered into Wiggly HQ and refused to leave.

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HQ recovery progress

37 / 42 recovered

5 specimens still at large. Scouts report new sightings monthly.

Purple amethyst-themed chonk dragon fidget toy with crystal-cluster spikes, curled in a hand
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LAT +16.0 · LON -100.0 · ZOOM 1.0× · RECOVERED 37
> CHONKSAT LINK ESTABLISHED
> LOADING RECOVERED SPECIMENS [37]
> BIOME OVERLAY READY
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SYS NOMINAL MODE SURVEY ARCHIVE GOODCHONK
ChonkTek CS-1 · FIELD SURVEY TERMINAL Property of Wiggly HQ PWR
Scout noteChonktek coords still won't decrypt. Not letting it go. - K

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Family
Nature
#C01 Common
Orange chonk dragon fidget toy curled compactly in a hand

Ember

Flame Babychonk
Zippy Scorch
FIELD NOTE: Generates approximately three degrees of extra warmth and forty degrees of extra drama.
$8.00
#C02 Common
Pale blue chonk dragon fidget toy curled compactly in a hand

Ripple

Droplet Babychonk
Zippy Splash
FIELD NOTE: Leaves a trail of condensation wherever it goes.
$8.00
#C03 Common
Yellow-green chonk dragon fidget toy curled compactly in a hand

Sprout

Plant Babychonk
Zippy Lush
FIELD NOTE: Requires regular trimming and daily compliments.
$8.00
#C04 Common
Snub the Chonk Dragon

Snub

Horned Chonk
Loafy Flint
FIELD NOTE: Refuses to move unless it was his idea first.
$11.00
#C05 Uncommon
Purple chonk dragon fidget toy with white horns and spiky ridges, curled in a hand

Prickl

Punk Babychonk
Sassy Feral
FIELD NOTE: Shows strong attachment to messy desks and tangled cables; will absolutely judge your playlist.
$8.00
#C06 Rare
Brown bull-themed chonk dragon fidget toy with white horns, curled in a hand

Dozer

Bull Beastchonk
Chompy Feral
FIELD NOTE: Regularly attempts to assert dominance over all furniture.
$11.00
#C07 Rare
Yellow chonk dragon fidget toy with jagged spikes and sleepy eyes, curled in a hand

Jolt

Lightning Chonk
Zippy Scorch
FIELD NOTE: Treats any exposed cable as both playground and life partner.
$11.00
#C08 Cursed
Green zombie chonk dragon fidget toy with an exposed pink brain and X-shaped eye scar, curled in a hand

Rotto

Undead Chonk
Loafy Gloom
FIELD NOTE: Appears to function normally despite being technically 'dead'.
$11.00
#C09 Rare
Purple bat-themed chonk dragon fidget toy with large ears and a pink nose, curled in a hand

Eko

Bat Beastchonk
Grumpy Gloom
FIELD NOTE: Night-snoozer with a soft spot for midnight snacks and moonlit wiggles.
$11.00
#C10 Cosplay
Black chonk dragon fidget toy with a hooded shape and red-rimmed eye, curled in a hand

Reapo

Reaper Chonk
Grumpy Gloom
FIELD NOTE: Appears whenever you say "I'll just do that tomorrow" three times in a row.
$11.00
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#C11 Cursed
Red chonk dragon fidget toy with black imp-style markings, sprawled in a hand

Scorch

Imp Babychonk
Chompy Scorch/Gloom
FIELD NOTE: Mischief levels appear to be in direct proportion to specimen's hunger levels.
$8.00
#C12 Uncommon
Bunkle the Beetle Drakeling

Bunkle

Beetle Beastchonk
Chompy Skitter
FIELD NOTE: Constantly generates a soft clicking sound that's definitely not annoying at all...
$11.00
#C13 ???
Silhouette of an unrecovered specimen

Not yet recovered

Cat Beastchonk
FIELD NOTE: Automatically occupies any surface you were about to use. Scouts are on it.
#C14 Semi-Precious
Purple amethyst-themed chonk dragon fidget toy with crystal-cluster spikes, curled in a hand

Gemble

Amethyst Chonk
Loafy Flint/Glimmer
FIELD NOTE: Strong hoarding behaviour; known to 'guard' dice, crystals, and D&D minis.
$11.00
#C15 Seasonal
Green Christmas-tree-themed chonk dragon fidget toy with yellow ornament-style dots, resting on its side

Twiggly

Christmas Tree Chonk
Sassy Lush
FIELD NOTE: Loves the smell of gingerbread. Has claimed all wrapped gifts as part of his hoard.
$11.00
#C16 Seasonal
Dash the Reindeer Dragon

Dash

Reindeer Beastchonk
Zippy Fluffy
FIELD NOTE: Will pull anything tied to him, including power cords and unsuspecting Chonks.
$13.00
#C17 Seasonal
Drift the Snowflake Dragon

Drift

Snowflake Babychonk
Grumpy Splash
FIELD NOTE: Keeps insisting it's "winter somewhere".
$8.00
#C18 Relic
Marrow the Wastelander Dragon

Marrow

Wasteland Chonk
Grumpy Gloom
FIELD NOTE: Appears to thrive in environments other Chonks consider 'totally ew'.
$11.00
#C20 Exclusive
Evonk the Fanchonk Dragon

Evonk

Evolving Fanchonk
Sassy Feral
FIELD NOTE: Has decided every Chonk on this shelf is part of the team now.
$13.00
#C21 Exclusive
Vaponk the Fanchonk Dragon

Vaponk

Tidal Fanchonk
Loafy Splash
FIELD NOTE: Treats every spilled drink as a home renovation.
$13.00
#C22 Uncommon
Green bug-themed chonk dragon fidget toy with yellow-tipped antennae, curled across fingers

Nibs

Bug Beastchonk
Grumpy Skitter
FIELD NOTE: Has been observed nibbling on three leaves, two sticky notes, and the corner of this docu--
#C23 Seasonal
Cuddlebug the Sweetheart Babychonk

Cuddlebug

Sweetheart Babychonk
Sassy Fluffy
FIELD NOTE: Displaying unsafe levels of affection, causing nearby Chonks to exhibit behaviours we prefer not to document.
$8.00
#C23-B Seasonal
Cuddlebug the Heartbroken Babychonk

Cuddlebug

Sweetheart Babychonk (Heartbreak)
Sassy Fluffy
FIELD NOTE: Insists he is 'fine'. Tests confirm that specimen is most certainly not 'fine'.
$8.00
#C25 Rare
Nemmie the Reef Baby Dragon

Nemmie

Reef Babychonk
Zippy Splash
FIELD NOTE: Washed up on shore one day and immediately demanded a glass of water.
$11.00
#C26 ???
Silhouette of an unrecovered specimen

Not yet recovered

Ancient Oak Chonk
FIELD NOTE: Specimen has adopted a stick and insists it is a 'branch'. Do not question the branch.
#C27 Precious
Mosswood Hollows
Mimi the Mushroom Babychonk

Mimi

Mushroom Babychonk
Sassy Lush
FIELD NOTE: Refused to be logged until we captured her best angle.
$11.00
#C28 Notorious
Mosswood Hollows
Riff the Raccoon Beast Dragon

Riff

Raccoon Beastchonk
Chompy Feral
FIELD NOTE: Has been sorting our gear into piles labelled Mine / Also Mine / Definitely Mine.
$11.00
#C29 Biohazard
Mosswood Hollows
Mort the Sporewalker Zombie Dragon

Mort

Sporewalker Chonk
Chompy Gloom
FIELD NOTE: Appears to be composting in real time. Please do not encourage him.
$13.00
#C30 Ferocious
Bonfire the Bunny Dragon

Bonfire

Bunny Beastchonk
Loafy Feral
FIELD NOTE: Was described as 'harmless' in the preliminary report. We are revising the preliminary report.
$11.00
#C30-B Seasonal
Cocoa the Chocolate Bunny Chonk Dragon

Cocoa

Chocolate Bunny Beastchonk
Loafy Feral
FIELD NOTE: Arrived with one ear already gone. Has been 'very brave about it' ever since.
$11.00
#C31 Viscous
Gloop the Honey Dragon

Gloop

Honey Chonk
Loafy Fluffy
FIELD NOTE: Field notes delayed... our pen got stuck.
$11.00
#C32 Uncommon
Zubb the Bee Dragon

Zubb

Bee Beastchonk
Zippy Skitter
FIELD NOTE: Watched one (1) DIY tutorial and immediately attempted to renovate his entire habitat.
$11.00
#C33 Clingy
Poko the Blue Pocket Chonk

Poko

Hitchhiker Pocketchonk
Zippy Fluffy
FIELD NOTE: Insists on joining me everywhere I go for moral support.
#C34 Frosted
Sprink the Dragon

Sprink

Dessert Chonk
Sassy Fluffy
FIELD NOTE: Keeps referring to himself as 'just a little snack'.
$13.00
#C36 Common
Snag the Cactus Babychonk

Snag

Cactus Babychonk
Grumpy Lush
FIELD NOTE: Boasts extensive desert survival experience. To our knowledge, specimen has never been outside.
$11.00
#C37 Exclusive
Leef the Fanchonk Dragon

Leef

Verdant Fanchonk
Sassy Lush
FIELD NOTE: Responds to most situations by simply not responding at all.
$11.00
#C40 Prime
Bram the Aries Dragon

Bram

Aries Chonk
Grumpy Glimmer
FIELD NOTE: Has declared himself leader of the pack. HQ has yet to identify any such 'pack'.
$13.00
#C41 Cultivated
Chonktek
Noot the Hydroponic Babychonk

Noot

Hydroponic Babychonk
Zippy Forged/Lush
FIELD NOTE: Specimen has an unsolicited opinion about everything. Apparently my hydration levels are 'concerning'.
$11.00
#C42 Enhanced
Chonktek
N185 the Biohazard Nibs Variant

N185

Biohazard Beastchonk
Grumpy Forged/Skitter
FIELD NOTE: Chonktek has labelled specimen a “technological feat”. Scouts have labelled him “a bit too bright up close”.
$11.00
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#C43 ???
Silhouette of an unrecovered specimen

Not yet recovered

Scientist Pocketchonk
FIELD NOTE: Still won't tell us what he saw down there. Ate the corner off our transcript request and walked away.
#C44 ???
Silhouette of an unrecovered specimen

Not yet recovered

Pharaoh Chonk
FIELD NOTE: Specimen was excavated fully intact and visibly annoyed.
#E01 ???
Silhouette of an unrecovered specimen

Not yet recovered

The Chonktek Chamber — Lab Display
FIELD NOTE: Recovered from the facility and now under round-the-clock testing at HQ. One Chonktek scientist mentioned 'additional uses' just before things went sideways. Scouts are on it.

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Active expeditions

Some Chonks only turn up in strange places. Scouts are currently embedded in two of them.

Mosswood Hollows expedition patch
Expedition 01

Mosswood Hollows

Deep-forest specimens: composting Chonks, mushroom Chonks, and one raccoon sorting our gear into piles labelled Mine / Also Mine / Definitely Mine.

Mimi the Mushroom BabychonkMimi Mort the Sporewalker Zombie DragonMort Riff the Raccoon Beast DragonRiff Oke #C26 Mosswood Set #S02
SPECIMENS RECOVERED: 3 of 5 · STATUS: ONGOING
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Expedition 02

Chonktek

Two specimens are safely(ish) catalogued. One scientist and one very slick chamber are still unaccounted for. Chonktek's lawyers say it's all confidential. Our scout's access pass says otherwise.

N185 the Biohazard Nibs VariantN185 Noot the Hydroponic BabychonkNoot Swab #C43 Chamber #E01
SPECIMENS RECOVERED: 2 of 4 · STATUS: OPEN // INVESTIGATION ACTIVE
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Habitat supplies

A recovered Chonk expects furniture. The quartermaster stocks the essentials.

Classic bed setClassic bed set

Bed, bowl and drumstick. Occupancy is immediate and permanent.

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Grass bed setGrass bed set

For outdoorsy Chonks who want to nap in nature without going outside.

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