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Meet the Elemental Clickers

Four tiny forces of nature, one very satisfying click. Fire, water, stone and air - each Elemental Clicker hides a real keyboard-style switch inside, and each one is completely certain the other three are decorative.

Meet the crew
the whole crew - even slate came
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Meet the crew

Four elements, one shared hobby: being pressed.

Flint No. 01 / 04
Dramatic. Flammable. Beloved.
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Splash No. 02 / 04
Suspiciously calm about everything
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Slate No. 03 / 04
Has not moved since Tuesday
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Breeze No. 04 / 04
Impossible to pin down
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Where do the Elementals come from?

Nobody agreed on which element came first, and nobody has stopped arguing since. Flint claims fire invented the click and set off the smoke alarm proving it. Splash says water was here before all of them, then left a mysterious ring stain on the desk as evidence. Breeze has knocked the same stack of papers off the shelf four times, which apparently proves something too.

Slate has said nothing since Tuesday. Slate is winning.

β€” as told by Slate, eventually

The group chat

Four elements. One desk. Zero agreement.

Fire, water, stone and air share one desk and one very long-running argument about who invented the click. Nobody is winning.

Except Slate, who wins by never replying.

πŸŒͺ️ The Elementals Β· 4
Flint i invented the click. this is not up for debate.
Splash it is always up for debate. it is the only thing we do.
Flint fine. i invented the click AND the drama.
Splash no one is contesting the drama, Flint.
Breeze Breeze reached for nothing and knocked the pen cup over.
Breeze who put a cliff there
Splash it's a pen cup
Breeze felt like a cliff
Flint ANYWAY. fire came first. i remember the beginning.
Splash you remember a candle.
Flint it was a formative candle
Breeze why is there a candle on a desk full of clickers
Splash don't.
Breeze no i'm genuinely asking
Splash we agreed not to bring up the fire, Breeze
Flint THAT WAS ONE TIME
Breeze it was a tuesday
Splash everything happens on a tuesday. it's the only day with initiative.
Flint i click LOUDER than all of you and that is a fact
Splash we are the same click, Flint. we have always been the same click.
Flint emotionally i am louder
Breeze emotionally you are a hazard
Splash has anyone actually seen Slate
Breeze Slate is typing
Splash Slate has been typing since tuesday
Breeze what could Slate possibly be writing
Splash a novel. a threat. we may never know.
Flint leave Slate. Slate is thinking. anyway - back to the click
Slate is typing… (has been since Tuesday)
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All four elements in one box - fire, water, stone and air, and one very clicky desk.

Flint the Fire Element ClickerSplash the Water Element ClickerSlate the Stone Element ClickerBreeze the Air Element Clicker All four elements

Fire, water, stone and air - balanced, as all things should be.

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Choose your element

Can't decide? This helps.

A bit of drama Flint
Calm, go-with-the-flow energy Splash
Something steady and grounding Slate
Light, breezy and easygoing Breeze
All four, obviously The Elemental Crew

Join the Elemental Order

When a new element is discovered, the Order hears first. Initiation is an email address. The rest is destiny.

It's an email newsletter, sent roughly once a month. Unsubscribe anytime.

Good questions

Short, honest answers.

Is it a real switch or a gimmick?

Real. Every Elemental Clicker has a keyboard-style clicky switch inside - the same kind of mechanism as a mechanical keyboard key, rated for a very large number of presses.

How big are they?

Palm-sized - small enough to line up along the top of a monitor, big enough to have presence on a shelf.

What are they made of?

3D printed in Melbourne from PLA, a plant-derived plastic commonly used in 3D printing. Keep them out of hot cars, direct sun and dishwashers - PLA can soften in heat.

Which element should I start with?

They all click identically - the argument between them is purely philosophical. Pick the personality that matches your desk, or grab the crew bundle and let them continue the debate at your place.

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