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Meet Grump - the Humbug Chonk who wears his Santa hat ironically, and would like that noted.
Grump unplugs the fairy lights when nobody is looking and keeps a lump of coal under his hat for emergencies. So far, every emergency has been a carol. If anyone starts whistling, he asks how long they plan to keep that up. His favourite day of the year is Boxing Day, when the wrapping paper goes in the recycling and the house finally goes quiet.
He is not actually mean - he is just perfectly happy being cross. That scowl makes him the funniest thing on a Christmas shelf, a brilliant Secret Santa pick for the household humbug and a desk buddy for anyone quietly counting down to January.
Find Grump and the rest of the crew in the ChonkDex, or browse more festive picks in our Christmas collection.
Why You'll Love Grump
- The anti-Christmas Christmas gift: For the friend who sighs at tinsel - he gets it.
- Fidget-friendly: His articulated body has a grumbly little wiggle.
- Instant shelf joke: He sits among the baubles looking thoroughly unimpressed.
- Secret Santa sorted: Funny to give, and the humbug in your life will quietly keep him out.
- Cross all year round: His mood doesn't change in January, so he suits a desk long after the tree comes down.
What You Get
- 1 x Grump the Humbug Chonk articulated 3D-printed figurine
Fine. He'll come to the party. He'll be standing in the corner.